Sunday, November 29, 2009

My Obligatory Football Whinge



Hah! I'll bet you thought I wasn't paying any attention to football this year, just because I haven't mentioned it so far. At least I don't think I've mentioned it this season. But, no, I'm still hanging in there, taking perverse pleasure in the agony of Being Loyal To My Team No Matter How Terribly They Play. (Some concepts simply demand capital letters.) Thus the LOLcat picture featured above.

The family was kind enough to let me watch the Raiders play Thanksgiving day. I don't have a television hookup myself so it was a treat. Sort of. The problem was, they won their game last week, when I couldn't watch them. It would have been nice if they'd repeated that feat while I was able to witness the miracle. But nooooo. They not only didn't win Thanksgiving, they looked really pathetic in the process of losing.

See, there is losing and there is losing. Losing can be heroic when the play is up to snuff and from the heart. You might shed a tear but you'll also be proud in a bittersweet way because, by golly, they gave it all they had and that's all anybody can do. On the other hand, losing is when the play is so bad you can't decide if it's comedy or simple stupidity. That's when you realize you're actually lucky not to be able to watch the train wreck every week.

Because I would. Oh yes. You couldn't stop me from watching if you turned the whole defensive line of the Green Bay Packers loose on me. Because you never know when my erratic Pigskin Paladins will storm the field with inspired play and cunning strategy, reaping victory as their just reward. Hey, don't smirk. It doesn't happen often anymore, I'll admit. But it does happen and is all the sweeter for the rarity.

Meanwhile, I do try to keep a stash of therapeutic chocolate available at all times. And celebratory chocolate for other times. It gets me through.

9 comments:

Wendy said...

Hey, even when a team is losing, football is still young guys in tight pants, so it's never all bad. ;)

Dee said...

Wendy, are you sure we're not sisters separated at birth?

John Bailey said...

Now that would be a combination to fear! :-)

Bonnie said...

Being a non football fan of any kind I'll just say Good Morning. :-)

kate et jim said...

LOL - I'm with Bonnie! I'll just join in and say Good Morning, too! ;)

Dee said...

Gee, John, maybe that's *why* we were separated at birth. (Nudging Wendy and chortling.)

Bonnie and Kate, that's okay. I need friends around who can remind me that there is life after Super Bowl.

Maggie said...

Thank you for the lucious whipped cream rainbows, and gosh it's good to see you here again. :) Yup, did you see what "Them Chargers" are doing. LOL

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